wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012

An extremely talented player. He's very explosive and can easily get to the basket. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because espn and other faggots are too busy riding LeBron James' nuts like starved squirrels.
by ssj marik March 13, 2005

The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.
"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
by Ben March 18, 2005

Friend 1: Chris has been acting stupid lately.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
by wadesucks July 29, 2008

A small-dicked asshole he likes to pretend he's a hardass cause he dips. Has a side chode with every meal. Also sucks at drawing and is even worse at lacrosse.
by franklin hopkins the 2nd April 6, 2009

by ssss. September 21, 2004

the all-time great Jack-End for the Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais, Illinois.
A man of many talents. Latrell's skills and abilities include juggling and bench pressing 450 pounds.
Latrell also enjoys collecting marbles in his spare time.
A man of many talents. Latrell's skills and abilities include juggling and bench pressing 450 pounds.
Latrell also enjoys collecting marbles in his spare time.
Blake: "Bro, I'm committed to play Jack-End at ONU!"
Ryne: "Dude, we get to learn from Latrell Wade!"
Ryne: "Dude, we get to learn from Latrell Wade!"
by Definitely not Ryne December 1, 2022
