wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
by Kill3rkrok November 30, 2012
An extremely talented player. He's very explosive and can easily get to the basket. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because espn and other faggots are too busy riding LeBron James' nuts like starved squirrels.
by ssj marik March 14, 2005
The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.
"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
by Ben March 19, 2005
Friend 1: Chris has been acting stupid lately.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
by wadesucks March 25, 2006
A small-dicked asshole he likes to pretend he's a hardass cause he dips. Has a side chode with every meal. Also sucks at drawing and is even worse at lacrosse.
by franklin hopkins the 2nd April 07, 2009
by ssss. September 21, 2004
A term used by people to signify someone fucking up something. Used primarily by YouTubers such as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye
“Maybe I should wax my hair with duck tape”
“Dude! Don’t do that you’d really be Pulling A Wade there”
“Dude! Don’t do that you’d really be Pulling A Wade there”
by Bored Bitch May 12, 2019