wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
by Kill3rkrok November 30, 2012
An extremely talented player. He's very explosive and can easily get to the basket. Doesn't get the respect he deserves because espn and other faggots are too busy riding LeBron James' nuts like starved squirrels.
by ssj marik March 14, 2005
The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.
"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."
"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"
by Ben March 19, 2005
Friend 1: Chris has been acting stupid lately.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.
by wadesucks March 25, 2006
A small-dicked asshole he likes to pretend he's a hardass cause he dips. Has a side chode with every meal. Also sucks at drawing and is even worse at lacrosse.
by franklin hopkins the 2nd April 07, 2009
by ssss. September 21, 2004
The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
by breadbite November 23, 2020