Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.

I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis

by Social Burdens November 8, 2018

Seenu Vartamanam

Talk in a condescending or patronizing way or a backhanded compliment.

"Oh, I didn't know that you knew how to switch the TV on!"

"No need for such Seenu Vartamanam"

by Thimban November 6, 2020

anthony vartanian

hottest kid out there, also aren i hate you

Ily anthony vartanian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by antony spurs September 26, 2022

Alexander Vartan

Alexander Vartan is an American-metal musician and multi-instrumentalist based in Massachusetts. He plays drums, guitar, bass, piano and does vocals. He is attending Berklee College of Music. He is the son of Samuel Vartan, a Greek-Armenian fashion designer known for his work in Boston.

He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.

You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.

Person 1: So who is your favorite artist?
Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.

by monikaii May 6, 2025