Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

by timidtax June 29, 2024

Subaru Vest

When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.

Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.

by Fasho Fasho March 7, 2024

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

going vest

at prom or another party at which you wear a vest with other fancy clothing over it but it's way too hot so you take off your blazer/tux/suit/whatever and wear your vest on the outside.

DAMN, this tux is way hotter than I was expecting! As soon as I get to prom tomorrow night I'm going vest.

by goingvestguy May 30, 2011

cashmere vest

It's where they guy poops on the girl's chest anytime during sex. Or vise versa.

Oh baby, that was so good! A cashmere vest would make this evening perfect!

by Leviathan72 May 29, 2017

Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.

Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!

by LmL31 August 28, 2010

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friend.

"That fur vest looks great on Katie. I wonder if she'll take it home."

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016