the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)
by STD free (so far) December 18, 2008
Get the turkish leftovers mug.A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013
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When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise
Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag
Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?
Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag
Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?
Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014
Get the turkish surprise mug.My neighbor Jeanette went to Istanbul and was discovered to b a shitpit so the City came together and gave her a Turkish piss party.
by doctor dick November 24, 2014
Get the turkish piss party mug.Turkish Breast aka Turkish Beast, Sikik, Bill, Hayvan is a troubled being.
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.
Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)
Common quotes are:
"Gimme my fucking power"
"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"
"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.
Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)
Common quotes are:
"Gimme my fucking power"
"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"
"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
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Get the Turkish Bartering mug.1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.
2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.
2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.
Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.
Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.
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Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!
Other Guy: Dude, righteous!
Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.
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Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!
Other Guy: Dude, righteous!
by JavaTheMocha September 12, 2010
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