An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.
Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"
by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

A person who takes it upon themselves to guard the communal icechest on a camping trip to make sure no one eats more food than they are entitled to.
"At the beach party Saul was being an icechest sheriff and bitched at Don when he ate 2 hotdogs before anyone else had 1."
by 12-stepper March 30, 2009

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025

The Sheriff's is a group of racist people that use climbswep. our mission is to combine racism and climswep into one. our moto is Sheriff's On Top.
The Sheriff's is a gang. The Sheriff's took our flags and raped us, then they came to our house and made love with our parents. we now have 3 sets of twins.
by Essence9501 February 26, 2022

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
by Alyssa December 5, 2004

Teacher: Go to this link at home (random link) it is critical for completing your exam.(for example a music test)
The student follows the link and the video has been removed by a certain web sheriff.
The student follows the link and the video has been removed by a certain web sheriff.
by Teatime X October 22, 2013

a sheriff is someone (in this case) named Benjamin who loves to keep our school safe. He also has a U shaped moustache which symbolises sheriffism.
by shaydizzle023 June 17, 2019
