samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009

samurai deli

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)

Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.

by someone who hates you January 4, 2008

Steampunk Samurai

A variant of the steampunk genre, primarily based in the era of Samurai rule in Japan.

Steampunk Samurai versus medieval steampunk would make for an interesting visual delight.

by onebigdog August 4, 2014

karaoke samurai

A karaoke enthusiast who considers the performance of karaoke should be taken seriously. An excellent singer and performer of karaoke. One adept to a high level in the art of karaoke. An overly enthusiastic performer.

It may also be used to describe a person who takes a light hearted pursuit very seriously.

Someone who tries to hard.

That singer is fine example of a karaoke samurai.

by Karaoke Samurai March 31, 2015