Pick up the spare

A bowling term referring to a woman with a sagging breast.

Shit, that woman has a saggy tit. Somebody needs to tell her to pick up the spare...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007

smoke yourself a spare chromosome

To smoke weed until you're retarded, as Down's Syndrome is cause by the presence of an extra chromosome.

Chich : We finished a quarter ounce between us last night, man. I think I'm still kinda faced.

Chung : Shit son, you don't watch out you'll smoke yourself a spare chromosome.

by Parhelion February 22, 2009

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014

Ski on his spare time

Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.

Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!

Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.

by cheerlife2 July 11, 2011

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Spare me some coochie ma’am

Famous words from squidwards self after no nut November.

Spare me some coochie ma’am means giving squidward that fresh stuff

by Swiftyboilad12 November 4, 2018