Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
by LizLemmon September 3, 2012
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Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.
by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017
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Milk Scorpion

The homosexual act between 5 men in which 2 men are jerked off by one man while he is fucked from behind by man 4 who is simultaneously being fucked by man 5
Yo bro did you wanna join in on the milk scorpion, we only need one more?
by GorillaForeskin&balls August 9, 2022
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scorpion women

A form a back stabber, but instead the person does it right in front of you, and stabs you in the back while looking at you.
(Not ment to be taken as a literal stab)
I trusted you with my brother, into my house. And you do this!? You Scorpion Women!
by Isaac D. E. August 29, 2005
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scorpion woman

An evil, yet meticulous girlfriend, usually playing her boyfriend for personal gain. Usually the boyfriend is oblivious to the nature of his girlfriend. Somewhat like a vixen or a golddigger.
That scorpion woman played him so that he would buy her that car!
by Althaemes June 9, 2007
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white scorpion

Jake was going around the hood asking for some white scorpion for him and his mitches
by swolbraham lincoln December 22, 2014
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