Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

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Andy Newman

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.

by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022

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Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

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That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

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Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

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The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.

Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?

by MangoPineapple May 02, 2023

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Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!

by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

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