Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Get the Macho Picchumug. Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Macho Nutmug. He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.
by Sexy Specese of a male February 10, 2021
Get the El machomug. by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011
Get the Macho Bombsmug.