haggis

A dumbfuck who always does stupid shit.

Why am I such a haggis?

by baby haggis June 20, 2018

Haggis Bottom

The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.

Did you see how low that Homu went?

It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.

by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

haggis guts

one whos arse smells more than most!

jeez you got some haggis guts lukey

by rageoss September 18, 2008