When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.
Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
by Real Music Represent June 19, 2012
Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.
Did you granny baste that?
by too funny October 28, 2008
to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .
josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.
by yetti March 27, 2003
Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.
Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).
You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)
The more rage basting = More rage.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).
You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)
The more rage basting = More rage.
by Double God August 11, 2010
n. a lazy, nonproductive homie who sits around with others of his type doin little more than load bongs all day, and starve for burritos and burs
Pile Bast 1: Dude, lemmie geta snap
Pile Bast 2: only if you buy me a burrito
Pb1: Ok but we both pitchin on burs
Pb2: Ah dude i dont have any bills
Pb1: Ah you fuckin pile bast!!!!
Pile Bast 2: only if you buy me a burrito
Pb1: Ok but we both pitchin on burs
Pb2: Ah dude i dont have any bills
Pb1: Ah you fuckin pile bast!!!!
by The Fdg&e March 22, 2009
"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"
by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO November 20, 2007
: to be home alone for the holidays
by KTM_Rider December 29, 2011