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YouTube Breakup

When a couple (straight or gay/lesbian) has nasty break up resulting to videos slandering each other, making videos to drag on the situation, contradicting themselves and throwing subliminals at each other on social media.
Kiana and Jordan had a YouTube Breakup Because of how badly their relationship ended.
by Makiyah Jade October 16, 2019
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Breakup

Breakup meaning she hung up on you meaning she don’t want you anymore
FaceTime hang up sound=fuck dat nigga I’m outside breakup meaning done for no longer
by Leekmcgee January 1, 2024
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Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.
That was a baby breakup
by #1bleh February 12, 2017
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Breakup Tourette's

Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.
Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"

Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
by sm2014 August 19, 2016
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Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.
I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.
by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019
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Breakup define

After a breakup, or fight, one person (usually the petty one who gets upset they got called out on their douchyness) passive-aggressively defines the other's name and people they are jealous. They usually use a profile name for themself that they narcissisticly believe is clever and thinking to themselves "You'll Never Know".

Childishly defining someone as a means to get back at them while avoiding confrontation.

Something an ex does to retaliate against the other because they know the other is too good for them and they have to covertly attack them to sooth their hurt feelings when they themselves are the con artist who took advantage of the other's amazingness.
You'll never know I breakup defined you and him.

Lol, he narcissisticly breakup defined me because he's too much of a coward to own up to his horribleness and passive-aggressively attacking me on Urban Dictionary makes him feel like a big man.
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Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
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