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tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.
by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
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tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
by roizilla November 19, 2007
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Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014
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Tallahassee deathroll

When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.
I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.
by FatherAbraham December 29, 2023
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling
I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first
by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025
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Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.
I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.
by N1T3AL November 29, 2020
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