by No taste May 20, 2020
A word that shuld never be used by people that have names beginning with S and M. Ie Stephen or Michelle <---- What a bunch of queers.
As the rule goes blokes that have first names that begin with S and M are seriously lacking genes required to be staight and appear to be obviously gay.
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"
by Wax November 17, 2004
by katieeeedawg July 11, 2008
Example:
(situation- two kids smoking weed.)
Dan: Shit whos that?
Steve: Thats my Sis. Shes straight she wont tell.
(situation- two kids smoking weed.)
Dan: Shit whos that?
Steve: Thats my Sis. Shes straight she wont tell.
by Rotatingcircle February 13, 2008
Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
by DipShpit December 29, 2014
A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
by BatmanIsAlive January 06, 2019