Ree Tardy Oswald

The testosterone deficient young man who shall not be named that was a notably bad shot who tried to kill former President Donald Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, 2024. Unfortunately, he did succeed in killing an innocent firefighter before having his head blown off.

Damn, you’re so bad at shooting that you look like Ree Tardy Oswald

by Sharkinator627 July 22, 2024

International Tardiness Day

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022

tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve

:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY

by Mauf56 May 10, 2020

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022