Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

T-Bag

An Ancient traditional birthday sexual manoeuvre originating in eastern Slovakia where the 1 of wife's of the head male of the house licks his arsehole whilst having the males testicals dunked in her eye sockets repteadly( like the action of dunking a tea bag in a hot beverage)while performing a REACH- BACK OVER-AND AROUND ( a variation of the world famous STANDARD REACH-AROUND) and jerking off the males penis.

Its time for your annual birthday T-BAG husband , said Jana , I love it when I'm t-bagged!!

by Scott_sporto the 1st March 18, 2025

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.

1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.

by Scraps24 September 13, 2016

T-Bag

If a Human being only has one Hand. This is because of the series Prisonbreak because T-Bag only has one hand.

Daniel Raab aka T-Bag only has one hand and thats why we call him T-Bag. Lol fucking retard!

by Negerfut January 13, 2020