Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!

Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.

by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.

by TibLard October 6, 2018

Susan LaBaw

Susan LaBaw works at Riverfront Middle School located in Florence, New Jersey. She’s been working there for over 60 years and has not retired. Many people view her as an idol, or just a teacher. She has won multiple awards such as Best Teacher of the Decade, Oldest Woman in New Jersey, and last but certainly not least, Loudest Talker. Local citizens around Florence have made it clear that the awards were too specific to hand out, but Susan did not hesr over his loud talking.

Jack Manifold: Hey Susan LaBaw! How are you-

Susan LaBaw: WHAT? YOU STILL NEED TO HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM LAST YEAR, JACK MANIFOLD.

by NJ Citizen January 14, 2021

Susan Collins

A woman who props up the patriarchy, undermining other women for a pat on the head or some small sliver of the spoils. A woman who puts preservation of white supremacy over respect and equal rights for women.

What a Susan Collins, she's such a Susan Collins, ugh what a Susan Collins move.

by frankgil October 5, 2018

METAL SUSAN

A METAL SUSAN IS A CHICK THAT LIKES TO BE FUCKED WHILE SHE LAYS ON A BED COVERED WITH TIN FOIL AND HAS A BATTERY CHARGER HOOKED TO IT

I ALWAYS WEAR RUBBER SHOES WHEN I GIVE A BITCH A METAL SUSAN OR MY COCK WILL BARBEQUE AND THE CRAZY HEFFER WILL TRY TO EAT IT

by shannon motowakan October 10, 2011

Susan Boyle

A homely-looking woman who wow-ed Simon Cowell on Britain's Got Talent with her jaw-dropping performance of "I dreamed a dream" from Les Mis

Did you see that Susan Boyle has over 40 million hits on youtube?

by skippinit April 17, 2009

susan collins

The female equivalent of “Uncle Tom”. A woman, usually of the Caucasian variety, who is subservient and will champion and protect the ideals of patriarchy and white supremacy.

Jane is such a Susan Collins, she voted for Trump

by Keloid October 5, 2018