one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)
by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008
Get the Sheep squeezermug. A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)
by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019
Get the Squeezermug. Female breasts, specifically those large enough to accomplish ejaculation (the "jizz") through the act of tittyfucking (the "squeezing".
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
Get the Jizz Squeezersmug. a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension
(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer
The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021
Get the Butt Squeezermug. Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
Get the sneeze n squeezermug.