sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

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Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

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Jizz Squeezers

Female breasts, specifically those large enough to accomplish ejaculation (the "jizz") through the act of tittyfucking (the "squeezing".

Check out the jizz squeezers on the chick in the red bikini! WOW!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023

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when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 26, 2023

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