Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.
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Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
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The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
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