Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.

'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Splitty

Used to describe ones girlfriend

Hi mate, how's the splitty?

by Brendon January 14, 2003

Split The D

1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.

2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.

3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.

"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"

"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"

by MrGoodBones September 8, 2012

split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN

Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.

by ntaylor April 30, 2003

Split the G

On your first try of drinking a Pint of Guinness you drink enough to where the black of the pint is directly in line with the line in the middle of the G

Dude, try split the G

by Irish/Canadian June 9, 2018

Split Screen Mind

When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.

Richard:

"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".

Joyce:

"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".

by Addill January 20, 2010

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008