by Not kinky October 18, 2007
noun.
A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?
Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
by tamUHra October 30, 2011
When you drink until you black out, pull down your pants and pull out your dick and chase your homies with it.
by DannyBro98 September 13, 2020
by PenisNutter August 25, 2013
When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.
1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.
2.
Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?
Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.
Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
2.
Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?
Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.
Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
by Thatfatguydatdadrunkgirlshooku September 02, 2012
by CumHereOften? December 02, 2020
A sexual act where someone vomits into a popsicle maker, then freezes the vomit and shoves the frozen throw up into the anus of the other person in order to lick it out as it melts.
by :0c=3forlife April 08, 2010