skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 15, 2005

skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.

Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.

by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014

shit skeeter

one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse

man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!

by hot3kitten69 January 30, 2010

Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 19, 2008

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

skeeter bop

methaphetamine, crack or cocain

i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.

by Bethany Rohm December 3, 2003