A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
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The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.
The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.
You are more than a best-friend, you are my Shoppers Stop.
She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.
She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.
She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.
She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.
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