ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.

Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...

by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020

Shardlow

The best village in the hole of England, People would travel for miles to see it. It is well better than long eaton and sawley.

Person 1: Yo man lets go to L.E
Person 2: nar man lets just cotch here in shardlow it is well better.

by Kieran shardlow mitch January 1, 2008

PURE SHARD

PURE METH, ONE PIECE, NO CUTTING AGENT.

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Shardie

could also be referred to as shawty
or a crazy obsessed jonas brothers's fan who falls down the stairs when they see the flawless ninja bear jack lawless
watch out for girls named shardie.

shardies like a melody in ma head.
or OMJ shardie from team jonas met joe jonas waaaaaa :O

by milesbian. August 7, 2010

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump

Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!

by Sauni1 January 2, 2017

sheadon

Sheadon's are generally chronically depressed hipsters, they enjoy making ironic depression jokes and act extremely gay even though they're straight as fuck.

"man that guy is so obviously gay"

"nah hes just a Sheadon bro"

by big-gay-twink February 27, 2017