Shallow and Pedantic 

Terms used to take away from the fact that a person is suffering from severe suicidal thoughts

Shaniqua: This shit is straight shallow and pedantic homie
Peter: PERHAPS

Shallow and Pedantic by I’m_Fucked_Up May 18, 2019

Shallow Water 

When three or more men have are having an orgy, then one of them are on the verge of pissing them self's, so they eventually end up pissing in the other person's mouth or anus.

Person 1: Awwww, that's disgusting!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Someone just texted me and said that they caught them having an orgy, and one of them Shallow Watered one of them.
Person 2: What the hell? Who would.....awww man that's raunchy!
Person 1: I know right?!

Shallow Water by RaginCajun481 June 18, 2012

Shallow Ship

When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.

Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."

Shallow Ship by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012

shallow afro 

A thinning afro. Or a thin afro.

Why would she wear a thin afro? =SHALLOW AFRO

shallow afro by Jmonroe352 May 18, 2018

Shallow Person

Someone who cant tell what feelings are

A teenage male often appears as a shallow person to teenage females, as females often have a set expectation

Shallow Person by Livrs August 12, 2021

shallow dig 

(verb) to do something lazy or half ass or to not peform 100%... in any situation or on any occasion.

The other night I was hammered, and I took this female home, and, I was so hammered that I had to give her the shallow dig.

shallow dig by Tha Blakness June 20, 2011

Shallow mouthing 

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

Shallow mouthing by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017