Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.

"I think he has Shallow Hal syndrome!"

by TotZ July 29, 2005

shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

by RCCG May 22, 2008

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

Thee More Shallows

An indie-band from San Francisco with quiet, trippy lyrics and off-color approaches to the musical standard. The band currently consists of Dee Kesler (song-writer), Chavo Fraser, Jason Gonzales.

Their original name was to be Thee Shallows, but a call from a lawyer put a fork in that concept.

"AW MAH GAWD! WTF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
"They're 'Thee More Shallows'."

by :D/D: July 30, 2006

Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 28, 2006

Shallow pockets workplace

A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.

Fuck shallow pockets workplaces.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 12, 2022