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Scrabble champ 

A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu

Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
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sign scramblers 

A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.
"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.
Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !
Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018

Scrabbleship 

A game played once by the Simpsons, which is a mix of Battleship and Scrabble, using a Scrabble board and both Scrabble letter tiles and Battleship pieces.
You sunk my Scrabbleship!
Scrabbleship by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

scrabblejacked 

One is scrabblejacked when one is ahead in the game, but suddenly loses when the opponent plays the last tile and wins by a few points.
I was playing Words With Friends and was ahead by 23 points, but then I was scrabblejacked and lost by 1 point!

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014
Uber cool new urban pointing game; point at random people - often up close - capture on film and leave laughing... Invented whilst on stag do.
Out last night, laughed so hard at scramblas almost fell over.
scramblas by Jonty72 July 23, 2009