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Samsung

A dumbass company. It sucks ass and will never be as good as Apple. The quality and feel of apple is 100 times better than Samsung’s.
1:I just got a new Samsung!

2:Why?
You should have gotten an iPhone you dumb bitch!

1:Why?

2:So you don’t look like a dweeb and you might actually pull girls!
by Sweet cheeks McGee November 3, 2020
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Samsung

IT'S A SAMSUNG RUN!!
by LinusSebastian September 20, 2018
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Samsexual

Yeah, she’s Samsexual. It’s only for her.
by yeehawlosersam December 17, 2020
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samsung moment

The sometimes infinite amount of time it takes the Samsung Moment phone to load.
by Downvoting Victim July 14, 2011
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Samsung Switch

A sexual technique.

When is having sex with an expensive Japanese prostitute and goes ass to mouth for an additional fee.
"I pulled a Samsung Switch on her after I jizzed, and she didn't even gag. Made sure to tip her well."
by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016
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samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"
Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.
by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017
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