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Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.
Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself
by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021
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samsung galaxy s8+

Guy: GIMME DAT PHONE OR YOU DIE.
Guy 2: PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY SAMSUNG GALAXY S8+ IT'S MORE BIG THAN A S8.
Guy: AND SO?
Guy 2: Nothing... it's the same... it's only cost 80€ more than a normal one and can't fit in the pocket.
Guy: oh *shots the other guy* idk now is mine.
by alessiomarco1 November 14, 2017
mugGet the samsung galaxy s8+mug.

samsung s5 neo

Fabios Phone is crap
He's got a Samsung he must be an idiot #Samsung s5 neo is shit
by AvalonTV February 25, 2017
mugGet the samsung s5 neomug.

Samsung Switch

A sexual technique.

When is having sex with an expensive Japanese prostitute and goes ass to mouth for an additional fee.
"I pulled a Samsung Switch on her after I jizzed, and she didn't even gag. Made sure to tip her well."
by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016
mugGet the Samsung Switchmug.

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.
Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.
by Slimecode June 2, 2021
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Samsung

Samsung is a Korean conglomerate who do all sorts of things but are most popular by their good but overpriced smartphones, tvs and kitchen appliances

Other notable things they do are building ships and buildings
Hey sid did you know samsung built the burj khalifa!?
No man let me take a photo of it on my new galaxy!
by I like to achoo February 15, 2019
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