sympathy card

an underwelming jester of guilt.

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."

by sceneduck May 19, 2006

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Sympathy-bitch

Someone who says bad things about themselves in order to get sympathy from others.

Erik: I'll never get a date because of my third nipple. :(
Jessica: There, there, i'll always love you for YOU.
Oliver: Eat my ass, sympathy-bitch. >:(

by mrmattsingy August 11, 2010

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Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.

Sympathy slam?

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third June 5, 2010

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Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....

"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."

by Blathnaid April 9, 2010

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Sympathy Spewer

Someone who will puke if they see someone else throwing up.

"My son threw up the other day, it would've been easy to clean up, but his friend is a sympathy spewer and it went everywhere"

by flexybob May 15, 2009

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Sympathy Hunger

When someone around you is hungry and thus you get hungry as well.

I know I just had a bucket of fried chicken but knowing that you're starving is giving me sympathy hunger. Let's order a pizza!

by BenBennnnn November 24, 2009

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Sympathy High Five

The act of giving a high five to someone who has failed, but deserves respect for the act

Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!

Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.

by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 28, 2012

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