Figglebon Squiggleson 

An activity where a person or multiple people commit extremely violent acts that they cannot be legally tried for.

"Bro, we're pulling a Figglebon Squiggleson right now!"

Figglebon Squiggleson by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

Funcarian Squiggler 

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

Funcarian Squiggler by Alkuna March 21, 2025

Rhode Island Squirters 

A squeeze toy found at the Wilderness Resort for only $1.99. Not sexual in nature—how dare you!

Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!

Rhode Island Squirters by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025