This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.
Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
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The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.
From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"
"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
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by I am ZIM! August 8, 2004
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You: I was real worried when you rolled in here bumpin the Macarena.
Your Friend: I was trying to find something good for so long, but then I gave in to radio apathy.
Your Friend: I was trying to find something good for so long, but then I gave in to radio apathy.
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Located in Troy, NY home of our mighty Uncle Sam.
The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
That is 80% men to 20% wmonen.
Located in Troy, NY home of our mighty Uncle Sam.
The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
That is 80% men to 20% wmonen.
Cost of books for 4 years: $6,400
Cost of living for 4 years: $21.008
Cost of Tuition for 4 years: $107,000
A life deprived of money and sex for 4 years... Priceless
Cost of living for 4 years: $21.008
Cost of Tuition for 4 years: $107,000
A life deprived of money and sex for 4 years... Priceless
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an extreme calm feeling one gets while listening to radiohead
an extreme calm feeling one gets while listening to radiohead
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