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pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts
Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.
by chelseafc October 1, 2010
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no soap...radio

A joke played on an innocent victim, where several people agree beforehand to laugh at a completely pointless joke involving elephants, polar bears, etc. in a bathtub with the punch line "no soap ... radio". The objective is to see if they can get the victim to laugh along so he won't look like he was too dumb to get it. If he does, then everyone stops laughing and asks the victim what's so funny, and gets a good laugh at his embarassment.
We used to do the old "no soap...radio" joke when we were 10.
by JohnJabong May 21, 2006
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noise-to-signal ratio

The proportion of irrelevant, off-topic, inflammatory, nonsensical, spammy, screaming, content-free, trolling, or otherwise useless statements to actual useful, worthwhile communication.

From the informal sense of signal to noise ratio, but inverted to emphasize the "noise".
"That discussion board used to be a great place to talk about politics, but now the noise-to-signal ratio is through the roof!"

"Typically, a demagogue actually benefits from nonsensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the noise-to-signal ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually rein them in."
(adapted from Raul and JonG)
by Grinning Cat October 10, 2012
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Giant radioactive rubber pants

Used to show degrees. Giant radioactive rubber pants is pretty high up there.
But, Invader's blood marches through my veins! Like Giant Radioactive Rubber Pants! The pants command me. Do not ignor my veins!!
by I am ZIM! August 8, 2004
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Radio Apathy

The point at which you accept total defeat in the quest to find a decent radio station. You started on some overplayed pop track, then skipped opera, classical, country, some fake thug tripping over his beats now you’re back to that shitty pop channel. You settle on some sub par 90's song. You don’t even turn the radio off; just sit there in utter indifference.
You: I was real worried when you rolled in here bumpin the Macarena.
Your Friend: I was trying to find something good for so long, but then I gave in to radio apathy.
by Toxic Glacier April 16, 2009
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RPI Ratio

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI)
Located in Troy, NY home of our mighty Uncle Sam.
The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
That is 80% men to 20% wmonen.
Cost of books for 4 years: $6,400
Cost of living for 4 years: $21.008
Cost of Tuition for 4 years: $107,000
A life deprived of money and sex for 4 years... Priceless
by Shirley Jackson October 18, 2004
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Radioheaded

a state of mind associated with listening to music by the band Radiohead

an extreme calm feeling one gets while listening to radiohead
i got completely radioheaded after listening to fake plastic trees
by jake artakin June 27, 2010
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