Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.

John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils

Stealing Pencils by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019

diarrhea pencils

A term referring to dreadlocks worn by one who is not part of a reggae band; Hair extensions

That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.

Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.

After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.

diarrhea pencils by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009

Math Pencils 

High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.

I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!

Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!

Math Pencils by #1 Senatator of All Time February 1, 2018

Pencilsexual 

Loving a pencil more than anything because pencils are hot

Person 1: Meet my girlfriend
Person 2: she's no pencil...
Person 1: Bro don't be so pencilsexual

Pencilsexual by SPIDEYTHEQUEEN December 30, 2021

pencils 

a long wooden shaft used to write

WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!

pencils by a feeb October 24, 2008

dropping pencils

when something is very awkward or embarrassing.

girl 1: when i found out i had a 'kick me' note stuck to my back i was dropping pencils everywhere.

girl2: yeah that was a pencil-dropping moment.

dropping pencils by weirdo78 March 24, 2011

all pencils down 

the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision

Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."

all pencils down by Myster_E April 29, 2013