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Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil
Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!
by parmsisreal September 18, 2018
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Palmer Jonathan

Palmer Jonathan (soul clarity on YouTube) is a Bay Area expert in Parkour and fourth degree black belt of Jung SuWon. His skills are awesome and far more fly than his fellow Jung SuWon experts on the bay area YouTube scene. He is awesome. Someone to watch. A Parkour version of Jackie Chan in the making. See, Fremont CA isn't all bad. The dude heralds from there, yo.
Palmer Jonathan (proper name) Jon Palmer, Soul Clarity.
by zippydippyzee June 18, 2011
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Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.
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'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"
by Dealedtheseal May 24, 2011
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Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.
Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
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Jeremiah Palmer

The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.
Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"

Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."
by Forgettaboutit July 14, 2011
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Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.
John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.
by bbaloh10 September 15, 2016
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