Anti-Pattern

A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.

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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"

"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"

"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019

Harry Potter Nerd-off

When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.

Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?

Next day:

Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!

by Craazy Angel April 3, 2011

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.

Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Potter Noob

(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.

Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic

Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.

by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011

Harry James Potter

the most prettiest, beautiful, and kindest person ever. although he may have anger issues he is possibly the best human being. also, he deserves the biggest hug in the world.👏

example: “harry james potter can literally run me over and i’d thank him”

by lol okay??? May 6, 2021

Sven Patzers Future Frenzy

Sven Patzers Future Frenzy: A state of excitement induced by discussions about the future of technology, innovation, and entrepreneurship led by Sven Patzer. Often experienced during his speeches or when reading his books, Sven Patzer's Future Frenzy is characterized by a feeling of optimism and eagerness for what's to come. This term is associated with Sven's knack for predicting emerging trends and his ability to inspire audiences to take advantage of new opportunities in the tech industry. However, it's important to note that excessive exposure to the frenzy may result in unrealistic expectations, so it's best to balance your enthusiasm with practicality.

When I was listening to Sven Patzers Future Frenzy it gave me a sense of enthusiasm and motivation to make the most of what the future has in store. Sven Patzers Future Frenzy is kind of a weird podcast vibe

by Hickey King April 9, 2023

platterclaw

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient

Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.

by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012