Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Jeremiah Palmer

The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.

Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"

Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."

by Forgettaboutit July 14, 2011

Palmer nelson

It relates with the full nelson. This is given by the leader of the pack or the bear. To lock your hands together behind someone's head while reaching from underneath the pits.

"She is so simple" Drunk guy One
"I bet you cant put her in a nelson tonight" Drunk guy Two
"The Palmer Nelson?" Drunk guy One.
"Yeaa..." Drunk guy Two
"Oh, that's a bet"

by The Smashcastle October 30, 2011

Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.

John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.

by bbaloh10 September 15, 2016

ryan-palmer

nigga shark

look at that ryan-palmer

by pie1234567654 March 7, 2017

Chili Palmer

Originally an adjective derived from the John Travolta Character of the same name. Used to say something is cool or awesome. Also used as a verb, noun or proper noun. Can be used sarcastically. Can be shortened to "Chili P" "C-Palm" "Chilay Palmero" or simply 'CP".

"Boy that guy sure looks like a Chili Palmer!"

"Hey, look at Chili Palmer over there!"

"Let's go Chili Palmer it up around the corner."

by Dr. Handsome February 3, 2010