oven.man 

someone who’s one sexy ass motherfucker

“yooo oven.man is cool as shit bro”

“hell yeah. they’re so sexy!”

oven.man by opera September 7, 2021

Oven Smash 

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red

“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”

Oven Smash by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021

Oven Bath

Its like toater bath, but to an extreme.

person 1: "why are you carrying the oven"

person 2: "I'm gonna commit oven bath"

Oven Bath by birdboi101 January 24, 2022

oven head 

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

oven head by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

Oven sex 

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

Oven sex by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Oven sex 

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

Oven sex by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Oven Goblins 

Jews

Hym "Hey! HEY! Quit cluttering up my oven you Goddamn Oven Goblins!"

Oven Goblins by Hym Iam March 17, 2024