Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

Negative Positivity

1. It is when you do not want something good to happen but are expecting better things to happen

2. Deny a positive way of thinking to the profit of another neutral way of thinking

"Hey do you want to go with me to donate to charity next saturday?"
-"I do but there might be an important event about health & sanitation next week. I just hope it doesn't fall on a saturday or gets cancelled if it is so I can go with you! It's a negative positivity way of thinking!"

by EB024 March 27, 2017

Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011

Negative Reinforcement

A form of learning where a subject is rewarded for desired behavior by the removal of a negative, such as pain, hunger, or a distressing noise. This term is often confused with punishment, which is the introduction of a negative (the punishment) to discourage behavior.

Negative Reinforcement is the removal of something bad. Punishment is the introduction of something bad.

Negative Reinforcement: "Good behavior" in the prison system, where the negative (prison time) is reduced as a reward for not causing problems.

In comparison, the original prison sentence itself is punishment - a negative introduced to discourage behavior.

by YamadaOtter November 5, 2009

Negative Wood

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself

Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.

by darealslimshady October 14, 2012

negativity fountain

1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.

2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.

3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.

Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"

OR

Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"

by the_penguin July 4, 2009

negative frequency

This is the frequency at which the human mind subconsciously thinks. This can be heard and detected by some. This frequency happens before time equals zero, as does a thought happens before time. Negative time and negative frequency are inversely proportional by the formula:
-Time=1/-Frequency.
Where Frequency and Time can be real and imaginary.
This frequency cannot be detected by many frequency detecting devices. It can also be known as a subconscious negative signal.

At that instant moment in time I reacted, I must have been thinking at a negative frequency to react so quickly.
While I was sleeping, my mind was thinking at a negative frequency.

by Angela Buchan February 26, 2007