Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

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Orange Nurple

When someone twists your ears

Should I give him a purple nurple or orange nurple?

by Mimi Moo-Moo January 31, 2022

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The process of squeezing your index finger tightly against your thumb finger around the teat as an attempt to bring extreme pain to the mammary gland of a close male friend or male enemy (depending on the circumstances). DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS PROCEDURE AGAINST WOMEN (unless you are a women yourself)

My son was being a dweeb so I gave him an "urple nurple".

by Neotheothopolopolis August 19, 2022

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purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.

Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.

by French3453 July 3, 2023

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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

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