quiet narwhal

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆

I just had some quiet narwhal time with my husband

by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

Narwhal

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

I narwhaled Becky so hard last night.

by Agnes444 May 10, 2021

Narwhal

When a person with long hair puts all of it outstretched in front of them, puts a long hair bonnet on, then ties it with multiple hair ties until completely solid. This tied hair cylinder is then inserted into a woman's anus while the tongue of the hair owner licks the woman’s vagina.

“Did you hear what happened to Jessica? She got Narwhalled last night, and she let Micheal of all people do it”

by Random N-Word March 3, 2025

Angry Narwhal

When you are beyond pissed off and jam your erect penis into the eye of your significant other while making whale noises.

Last night I lost a game of Rainbow Six Siege, so I did the angry narwhal to my little sister.

by MrGhosty December 3, 2021