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musty candle

Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”

Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
by walkerk April 17, 2023
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Molly musty

by Djjddbevdjsiabd April 27, 2019
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musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
"My gf wants me to musty potato her "
by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016
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Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong
Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.
by Muster Bester January 11, 2016
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Musty Licker

A derogatory term for Rocket League players. The epitomy of no skill, and cannot touch grass whatsoever. Their skill can never translate to other games, and they think they're good in FPS Games. All Musty Lickers have no say, no rights, and nothing of real value. They are the niggers of Rocket League.
All you do is play Rocket League, you Musty Licker
by NiggerWhipperDickRipper 2.0 December 30, 2021
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musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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