Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
by walkerk April 17, 2023
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Damn her asshole tasted so good till she gave me a Musty Mist
Damn her asshole tasted so good till she gave me a Musty Mist
by Og Fat Ballz January 26, 2020
Get the Musty Mist mug.A derogatory term for Rocket League players. The epitomy of no skill, and cannot touch grass whatsoever. Their skill can never translate to other games, and they think they're good in FPS Games. All Musty Lickers have no say, no rights, and nothing of real value. They are the niggers of Rocket League.
by NiggerWhipperDickRipper 2.0 December 30, 2021
Get the Musty Licker mug.After a hot day working in Larry's yard on the drive home you fart on your dick, the wife or neighbor lady goes down on you and says wow that smells Musty.
I wish my dick wasn't so big, well oh well I am going to have to give my lady the Musty Torres after driving the heavy.
by Baby Body Builder and the boys March 2, 2022
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Get the musty maria mug.A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
Get the Musty Post mug.first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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