crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards

Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet

by That Dude guy March 7, 2011

Pink Mohawk

Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.

Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...

by /\/\oses January 17, 2009

Mohawk

Drummer for Coastline Crime, used to wrestle but he injured his knee. Has a hawt mohawk and a great sense of style. Plays drums with great passion and enthusiasm. Looks great wearing nothing but a tie.

Boy, it really sucks that Mohawk has a girlfriend.

by anti_virus April 12, 2006

mowhawk

A strip of grass that remains uncut after you mow the lawn.

"Honey, it looks like you gave the lawn a mohawk haircut!"

"No, it's a mowhawk! Get it ? MOW-hawk? Ahh hahahahahaha!"

"Uh… yeah; how droll..."

by Chimwechan guy May 6, 2015

Moohaknen

Moohaknen can be replaced with any sexual word

Yo shorty got a fat ass im bout to hit her with the moohaknen or yo wassup lil bitch come over here and give me and the gang some moohaknen

by The moohaknen commander January 11, 2019

Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.

" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"

by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019