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I like Mateo deal with it
by Mily 👁👄👁 September 11, 2020
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Mateo

Someone who just got there license then sneaks out 2 days later and steals a truck with his friend Austin in front of multiple cameras and expects not to get caugh
by White trash123 October 7, 2020
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Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."
by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
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Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.
Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!
by Akiose November 22, 2023
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Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)
by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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Mateo

This name doesn’t mean shit, like any others by the way.
Can you stop Mateo ?
by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
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