Mateo Iuorio

Virgin boy, gets no bitches and is also very stoopid

You are such a MAteo Iuorio OMG

by not_miistical April 21, 2022

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes

How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!

by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021

mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.

Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.

by RazorKnight June 8, 2020

Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!

I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo

by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.

mateo: what it says up there

by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022

Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored

You Is that Mateo
Me Yep

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022