by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

Cutest couple on the mf planet.
by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

by MDTBC November 1, 2020

mallory is a person that tries to hide who they are. Mallory can be a very bad, fake friend. Never trust a Mallory, Mallory might be your best friend, but trust she don't fuck with you she Finna stab you in your back. She steals from you. She lies to you. she talks about you she does everything she can and praise on your downfall
person one: I can't wait to see you tomorrow, and also can my friend Mallory come
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
by grassyads March 19, 2025

by malloryismrworldwide July 25, 2021
