by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Mallory and Blakemug. 
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
Get the Mallory's Ice Cream Daymug. Mallory is the name of a girl who falls in love fast, but will probably end up breaking your heart. However, she gives the best blowjobs you will ever receive.
by meowmeowmeow.uwu December 22, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. mallory is a person that tries to hide who they are. Mallory can be a very bad, fake friend. Never trust a Mallory, Mallory might be your best friend, but trust she don't fuck with you she Finna stab you in your back. She steals from you. She lies to you. she talks about you she does everything she can and praise on your downfall
person one: I can't wait to see you tomorrow, and also can my friend Mallory come
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
Person two: uhmm no I used to be friends with her and she was just bad energy and was fake asf
person one: oh my God, are you serious? Recently have been getting really close to her. Do you think I should be worried?
Person two: actually you definitely should. I was best friends with her and she did me the worst way she could.
by grassyads March 19, 2025
Get the mallorymug. mallory is the type of girl you should never let go of, she has straight blonde hair and gorgeous blue\green eyes and loves to pull all nighters with her closest guy friend (it gets nasty) boys adore her and always always asking her out and won’t ever leave her alone. mallory loves sports and loves to cuddle. she is the most beautiful girl ever! and has nice boobs and a great body she loves to be called princess and loves to love. but she can very jealous but that just means she cares don’t ever upset her or she with claw your eyes out with her long acrylic nails, she knows how to kick ass. but she wants yourzzzz
mallory damnnnnnnn, guys did you see it while she was walking
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
they are nice..............#boobs #gorg
by kasch March 28, 2019
Get the mallorymug. Mallory eisler is beautiful smart and encouraging she has the biggest heart and if you are a very lucky person you will meet a Mallory eisler she is delicate tho she has trust issues and abandonment issues so be kind to her because she is the best
by Lovebug369 March 15, 2020
Get the Mallory eislermug.