Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.
Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”
by walkerk April 17, 2023
Get the musty candlemug. A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.
by Musty Post March 28, 2023
Get the Musty Postmug. 
by Muster Bester January 11, 2016
Get the Musty baconmug. A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016
Get the musty potatomug. The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012
Get the musty chubmug. first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
Get the musty snakemug.