Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!
Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
by mateis November 27, 2024

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
by Mateo solis November 22, 2021

A young African American male student, characterized by his eyeglasses and flat-top hairstyle, takes pleasure in utilizing an air fryer to prepare frozen corn dogs. Additionally, he exhibits a notable interest in Asian culture.
by Fortnitejonesy123 February 5, 2025
