by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Mallory and Blakemug. 
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
Get the Mallory's Ice Cream Daymug. Mallory is a very sensitive girl who is great and helps solve problems. She always puts Jesus first. She has many friends and often is popular. She is a woman who will grow beautifully and has many guys that want her. She loves food and waffles usually the most. She definently is the type that loves papas freezeria. 😂 she can be VERY immature at times.
“Mallory, wanna play a game?”
by Chearian November 17, 2019
Get the Mallorymug. Mallory is a kind ,talented,artist who is sometimes nice. Mallory loves sweet and salty foods. Mallorys bsf is emmy.
by thatmotherfuckinbitch February 9, 2019
Get the mallorymug. by George the Cub March 28, 2020
Get the Pulling a Mallorymug. A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
Get the Mallorymug.